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Glowball Politics

A satirical nuclear world-politics war game where diplomacy fails and the cows fly.

Satire · StrategyDesktop15–30 min

About the game

Pick one of seven gloriously fictional world leaders, from Judge Dee Megaton to Chair Spreadsheet, and try to keep your nation alive on a pixel-art world map that is one bad day away from glowing.

Build, defend, drill for oil, run propaganda, sabotage your rivals and forge alliances. Or press the big red NUKE button and watch the news ticker explain why that was a terrible idea.

Features

  • Seven fictional leaders, each with their own nation and personality
  • Diplomacy, sabotage, propaganda, oil and alliances
  • Missile launches, interceptors and super-weapons: an orbital magnifying glass, a giant robot and a cow catapult
  • Surprise visits from the Galactic Homeowners Association
  • GNN news ticker, chiptune music and an optional CRT mode

CONTROLS

Mouse. Best on a desktop.

BEST ON

Desktop. Progress is saved in your browser.

PLEASE NOTE

All leaders, nations and events are fictional and parody.

Screenshots

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